[Even Guzma would think this is a REALLY dumb prank if it were one, but he almost wishes it were.]

That's the thing, even if I get more specific it won't make any more sense.

[He hears that tone, and he's not actually sure how to make Nanu believe him that he's not just pulling some shit on the old guy for fun.]

But fine, I dunno. She was with some people and they were surrounded by police, and she just...

[There's a pause as Guzma finds it near painful to even say what he's gonna say next, because it 100% sounds like he's making this up.]

Blew bubbles outta her mouth—kinda like bubblebeam or some shit, and when it made contact with 'em, the bubbles popped and it killed 'em.